What is this? I don’t even …

You ever get bit by a dog?

Me irl

Currently one of my top favorite comedy anime so far.

robotindisguise:

I heard you like pugs…

 So we put a pug in your pug so you could pug while pugging.

3gokei:

hamuretto-san:

mothrakk:

jellydemon:

yes good kill him

kill him so hard he dies to death

and his little dog too

Deedee could take out both his sisters too

(via exploding-zombies)

I had this problem, ever since I was in middle school. Due to the fact that I ate everything to replace to empty part of me that was for friends. My nipples were pushed out by my fat, and stuck out like two fried balogna, so when I go to school. Everyone would make fun of my fat, and my nipples. That’s when I decided, I would just cover them up with duck tape! and guess what? It worked! I thought they would point out my over sized nipples missing, but no! Now I was being fun of for being fat! Which did make me feel better. Until one day … I was walking to lunch by myself with no friends as normal. When everyone that looked at me were laughing to the point of no return. At first I thought it was a booger, or left over food on my face or something. That’s when I looked at my chest and saw that one of my nipples was sticking out, I didn’t know that the ducktape unfixed itself. Everyone started laughing at me, and all I could was waddle my fat self to the bathroom, and waited until school was over. I was called a lot of different nicknames from that incident, but the one that was mostly used when they found out what really happened was Ducktape Nipples.

Well, I believe I had a lot of different experience when I went through the time of living, and I’ll mostly put up the funny ones due to the fact that I love to make people smile, no matter how small my voice may be. I know I don’t say or do much, but I hope these summaries of my life will make you laugh, or at least smile, because at that moment. You were happy.

I love to watch other people smile in a funny show or movie scene that I’ve already watched. Even though it makes me look like a creep …

What is this? I dont even

(via unbadger)